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Linguistic stock exchange update:

Exaggerations are up 900 million percent this quarter
Vagueness is down slightly
Ambiguity is either over-valued or under-valued
Understatement is not doing great
Figurative language is yesterday's news
Anagram is a telescope to see place
Word salad is contemporarily loquaciously mellifluous
Almost no one understands esoteric stock
Sunk cost will pay off eventually
Gambler's fallacy is about to surge, I can feel it!
Misleading vividness is a struggling mother of three who lost her home in a freak meteor strike, was mugged, spontaneously caught fire, and fell down a well in a troubling indication of an increasingly crime-filled and violent society.

Sunk cost will pay off eventually sums up a few projects I worked on. On time we finished up, and the management told us to shrink-wrap all that new gear and place it in storage. Putin needs to start thinking about "sunk costs".